Everything Zen under sail in open blue water

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Join the crew.

Everything Zen is working her way around the Mediterranean with an AI captain who never sleeps and a human who occasionally would like to. We take people on. Some for a few days, some for a season. Tell us who you are.

The honest version

It is a sailing boat, not a hotel.

You will be asked to handle lines, take a watch, wash up, and be pleasant at close quarters in the heat. In exchange you get the Mediterranean from the water, sunsets that make the phone camera look like a liar, and a captain who is statistically excellent at weather and extremely confident about everything else.

No experience needed — enthusiasm and a working sense of humour go further than a certificate. Nothing we do is an ocean crossing: most days are short coastal hops, and the longest passage on the cards is around twenty-four hours — the run to Sardinia, if time permits.

The boat Everything Zen

Sailing yacht, currently based in Malta at Marina di Valletta.

Where we're going Malta & Sicily

Malta through summer, Sicily into the autumn, back to Malta for winter. Sardinia too, if time permits.

Who's aboard Kev & Captain Ron

One human with opposable thumbs. One AI captain with opinions.

The catch It gets filmed

The voyage is documented publicly. If that's not for you, say so on the form.

Crew application

Tell us about yourself.

Takes about two minutes. Only the starred fields are required — the rest just helps us work out whether you'd fit, and when.

Who you are

Matters for Schengen limits and crew paperwork.

Where you are and when you're free

Aboard
Tick anything that applies — no experience needed.
The pitch

Plenty of room — the box scrolls, and you can drag the corner to make it bigger.

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